"The Hitcher" first appeared in Series 1, Episode 7 of The Mighty Boosh and didn't return until the first episode of Series 3 in "Eels".

The lyrics, typically 'Boosh', dark and menacing in their own right on their own, but hilarious in context.

Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Have a cup of tea... have a cup of tea
I'­m the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night
With me solo polo vision

I'­m a cockney geezer... alright speed, bleed ya
I'­ll do the ripper, when he watches you nip her
I taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat

Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Cor me shivers with your melons...oh yeah

Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yella 'uns
Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us we'­ll cut ya
And you ain'­t gonna like that...

I'­m bad juju
I use voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to abuse you
With power, a bellow, an evil magnet
Sucking up your soul
And you ain'­t gonna like that.